Chuck Norris, hero?

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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and STILL walk it off.
Chuck Norris makes up random words and they actually mean something.
Monsters are afraid Chuck Norris is in their closets.
Chuck Norris found Nemo.
Chuck Norris watches the watchmen.
Satan sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
The real reason the dinosaurus died out... Chuck Norris got hungry.
Chuck Norris can shave with a butter knife.
Chuck Norris can microwave metal.
Chuck Norris can eat just one.
Drug take Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Big Mac at the Burger King drive thru.
Chuck Norris drink vampire blood.